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Are You A Beaver? Cuz Dam. OG Card

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  • Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
  • Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.

“Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam.” Card

A classic pick-up line… but make it iconic. This “Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam.” card is equal parts cheesy and hilarious—the kind of humor that never gets old (and always gets a reaction).

Perfect for flirting, birthdays, or just making someone laugh, it’s light, playful, and just the right amount of ridiculous.

Because sometimes the worst jokes are the best ones.

The vibe:

✨ punny + flirty
✨ silly + fun
✨ guaranteed laugh

Details:

  • 5" x 7" greeting card
  • Blank inside
  • Printed on premium 130lb cardstock
  • Includes recycled envelope
  • Packaged in protective sleeve
  • Designed and printed in Cincinnati, Ohio

A little cheesy… a lot charming.

Shipping & returns

Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.

Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy

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