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At Your Age There's a Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card
$5.00
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Getting older comes with wisdom, experience, and apparently… less reliable bladder control. 😂 The At Your Age There’s a Chance You’ll Piss Yourself Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for someone who appreciates their milestones with a healthy dose of inappropriate humor.
Funny, blunt, and definitely not your grandma’s birthday card, it’s made to get a laugh and maybe hit a little too close to home.
The vibe:
✨ brutally honest
✨ inappropriate + hilarious
✨ aging with zero dignity
Details:
- 5" x 7" greeting card
- Premium 130 lb cardstock
- Blank inside
- Includes envelope made from recycled material
- Clear protective sleeve
- Packed and ready to sell
- Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
- Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
- Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸
get older. laugh harder. pee carefully.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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