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Being Without You Would Be The Worst - Jean-Ralphio Greeting Card

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  • Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
  • Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.

Being Without You Would Be the Worst — Jean-Ralphio Greeting Card

For the person who makes life significantly more fun—and whose absence would be, quite frankly, the worst. Inspired by Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Recreation, this hilarious 5x7 card brings the perfect amount of chaotic affection to birthdays, anniversaries, friendship milestones, or just because.

The vibe:

✨ Chaotic affection
✨ Unhinged friendship energy
✨ Hilarious with a surprisingly sweet heart
✨ For your favorite partner in crime

Details:

  • 5 x 7 inches
  • Premium 130 lb cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope made from recycled material
  • Clear protective sleeve
  • Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
  • Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

Because nothing says I love you quite like a Jean-Ralphio-level declaration of emotional dependence.

Shipping & returns

Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.

Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy

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