Ash + Chess
Dog Years Birthday Card
$5.50
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Dog Years Birthday Card
Aging… but make it funny. This “In dog years, you’re old as f*ck” birthday card is the perfect mix of humor and honesty—because what are birthdays without a little roasting?
It’s cheeky, unexpected, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a shocked smile). And hey… it’s all said with love.
The vibe:
✨ funny + bold
✨ a little savage
✨ birthday humor
Details:
- A2 greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
- Printed on 110lb paper
- Blank inside for your message
A little roast… for their special day.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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