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Happy Birthday. I Got You Some Trash Greeting Card
$5.00
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Happy Birthday, I Got You Some Trash Greeting Card
Because the best gifts don't have to be expensive—they just have to be funny. This sarcastic birthday card is perfect for your favorite chaos goblin, trash-loving bestie, or friend whose sense of humor is as questionable as your gift-giving skills. It's the thought that counts, right? Right.
The vibe:
✨ Birthday wishes with a side of sass
✨ Delightfully trashy humor
✨ For besties who appreciate the ridiculous
✨ Low effort, high entertainment value
Details:
- 5" x 7" greeting card
- Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
- Comes in a clear protective sleeve
- Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
- Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
It's the birthday thought that counts. The actual gift? That's between you and the trash can.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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