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Happy Birthday - Keep Ya Age Out My Mouth Greeting Card
$5.00
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Happy Birthday — Keep Ya Age Out My Mouth Greeting Card
Aging is a privilege, but announcing the number? Absolutely not. This hilariously sassy birthday card is for the friend who believes in celebrating life while keeping certain details classified. Perfect for your favorite birthday babe who looks good, feels good, and doesn't need anyone doing the math out loud.
The vibe:
✨ Birthday sass with zero apologies
✨ Getting older, staying iconic
✨ For the age-is-just-a-number crowd
✨ A little shade, a whole lot of love
Details:
- 5" x 7" greeting card
- Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
- Comes in a clear protective sleeve
- Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
- Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
Celebrate the birthday. Eat the cake. Keep the birth year classified.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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