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Holy Shit We're Still Married Greeting Card
$5.00
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Holy Shit, We’re Still Married Greeting Card
Marriage: the longest-running group project you never asked to be in. Celebrate another anniversary with this hilariously honest card for the couple who has survived the arguments, the questionable decisions, and the “what do you want for dinner?” debates. Romantic? Not exactly. Accurate? Absolutely.
The vibe:
✨ Anniversary humor for the happily unfiltered
✨ Love, laughter, and mild disbelief
✨ For couples who don't do cheesy
✨ A little inappropriate, a lot relatable
Details:
- 5" x 7" greeting card
- Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
- Blank inside for your own message
- Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
- Comes in a clear protective sleeve
- Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
- Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
- Probably drunk when they made it (their words, not ours)
For the couple proving that love is patient, love is kind, and apparently love has a very high tolerance for nonsense.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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