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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck! Except that I love You - Ozark Ruth Greeting Card

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  • Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
  • Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.

I Don't Know Shit About Fuck! Except That I Love You — Ozark Greeting Card

For the person you love enough to say absolutely anything to. Inspired by Ruth from Ozark, this hilarious 5x7 card brings just the right mix of profanity, affection, and chaotic honesty. Because sometimes “I love you” is best delivered with a whole lot of attitude.

The vibe:

✨ Foul-mouthed affection
✨ Dark humor with a soft heart
✨ Perfect for your favorite chaos person
✨ A little inappropriate, a lot lovable

Details:

  • 5 x 7 inches
  • Premium 130 lb cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes recycled-material envelope
  • Clear protective sleeve
  • Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
  • Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack

Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, friendship milestones, or simply telling your favorite person that you love them—even if you don't know shit about fuck.

Shipping & returns

Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.

Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy

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