I Hate Everyone. Except You. Greeting Card

I Hate Everyone. Except You. – 5x7 Greeting Card

Some people are just… a lot. But you? You're the exception. This funny, slightly antisocial card is perfect for your favorite human—the one person you'd willingly tolerate in a room full of people. 🖤

The vibe:

✨ Sarcastic with a surprisingly sweet message
✨ For best friends, partners, and favorite weirdos
✨ Perfect for birthdays, Valentine's Day, or just because
✨ A little love for someone who makes people slightly more bearable

Details:

• Measures 5" x 7"

• Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb cardstock

• Blank inside for your own personal message

• Includes an envelope made from recycled material and a clear protective sleeve

• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack

• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

• Packed and ready to sell

You hate everyone a little less when they're around. That's love.