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"I Hope Your Birthday is Like Making Sweet Love to a Unicorn" Card

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  • Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
  • Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.

“Sweet Love to a Unicorn” Birthday Card

Not your average birthday wish… and that’s exactly why it’s perfect. This “I Hope Your Birthday is Like Making Sweet Love to a Unicorn” card is weird, hilarious, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

It’s playful, a little ridiculous, and made for the friend who fully appreciates humor that’s out there. Because sometimes a normal “happy birthday” just isn’t the vibe.

The vibe:

✨ weird + hilarious
✨ chaotic good energy
✨ not safe for boring people

Details:

  • 5" x 7" greeting card
  • Blank inside
  • Printed on premium 130lb cardstock
  • Includes recycled envelope
  • Packaged in protective sleeve
  • Designed and printed in Cincinnati, Ohio

A little strange… a lot unforgettable.

Shipping & returns

Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.

Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy

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