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"Hey bitch, Stay Fabulous!" Card
$5.50
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
“Hey Bitch, Stay Fabulous!” Card
This one’s for your ride-or-die. The friend who gets it. The friend who is the moment. This “Hey Bitch, Stay Fabulous!” card is equal parts ridiculous and perfect—with a Jesus + unicorn combo that truly makes no sense… and somehow makes all the sense.
It’s silly, a little unhinged, and guaranteed to get a laugh. Whether it’s for a birthday or just because, this is the kind of card that says “I love you” in your language.
Because normal cards are boring—and your friends are not.
The vibe:
✨ chaotic good
✨ ridiculous + iconic
✨ unhinged bestie energy
Details:
- Funny greeting card
- Features Jesus + unicorn graphic
- Perfect for birthdays or any occasion
- Blank inside for your own message
- Made for your funniest friends
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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