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Mid-Life F*ck It Birthday Card
$5.00
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Mid-Life F*ck It Birthday Card
Getting older has never looked so good. The "Mid-Life F*ck It" Birthday Card is for the friend who's fully embracing the "do what makes you happy" era—and isn't asking for permission.
Equal parts hilarious and empowering, this cheeky birthday card delivers the perfect mix of sass and celebration. Blank inside, it's ready for your heartfelt message, inside joke, or wildly inappropriate birthday wish.
Because mid-life is less about crises… and more about not caring what anyone thinks.
The vibe:
✨ sassy birthday humor
✨ unapologetic confidence
✨ aging like a legend
Details:
- 5" x 7" folded greeting card
- Printed on premium 130 lb cardstock
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Includes recycled envelope and protective sleeve
- Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
- Packed in-house by Betty & Jack
Growing older… with absolutely zero apologies.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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