offensivedelightful
OLD FASHIONED Birthday Card
$5.50
Sold out online. DM us on Instagram or call (310) 210-7383 to ask about it.
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Old Fashioned Birthday Card
Aged to perfection… just like the recipient. The "An Old Fashioned, For an Old F*ck!" birthday card serves up the perfect blend of cocktail humor and birthday sarcasm for the friend who appreciates a stiff drink and an even stiffer joke.
Whether they're a whiskey lover, cocktail enthusiast, or simply embracing another trip around the sun, this card is guaranteed to earn a laugh. Blank inside, it's ready for your own heartfelt, hilarious, or slightly inappropriate birthday message.
Because getting older deserves a proper toast.
The vibe:
✨ cocktail humor
✨ sarcastic birthday laughs
✨ classic gentleman energy
Details:
- Birthday greeting card
- "An Old Fashioned, For an Old F*ck!" message
- Style No. DR14
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Perfect for whiskey lovers, cocktail fans, and milestone birthdays
A little whiskey… and a whole lot of birthday humor.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
Questions about this piece?
DM us on Instagram @forthelove.lv, call (310) 210-7383 or email info@forthelovelv.com.
