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Older Wiser Hotter Birthday Card
$5.00
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Older? Yes. Wiser? Absolutely. Hotter? Obviously. 🔥 The Older, Wiser, Hotter Birthday Card is the perfect birthday pick for someone who only gets better with age.
Fun, flattering, and just the right amount of cheeky, this card celebrates getting older without taking yourself—or your birthday—too seriously.
The vibe:
✨ confident + sassy
✨ aging like a fine wine
✨ birthday hottie energy
Details:
- 5" x 7" greeting card
- Premium 130 lb cardstock
- Blank inside
- Includes envelope made from recycled material
- Clear protective sleeve
- Packed and ready to sell
- Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
- Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
- Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸
get older. get hotter. stay wild.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
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