Same Penis Forever Card

Same Penis Forever Card

A little bold, a little hilarious, and guaranteed to get a laugh. The Same Penis Forever Card is the perfect cheeky greeting for engagements, weddings, or bachelorette celebrations. With its playful humor and simple design, it’s the kind of card that instantly becomes the star of the gift table.

Printed on premium, sturdy cardstock, this card has a high-quality feel that matches its unforgettable message. The blank interior gives you plenty of space to add your own personal note—whether heartfelt, sarcastic, or just as funny as the card itself.

Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack, this card brings a dose of irreverent humor and personality. Each one comes ready to sell and beautifully packaged with an envelope made from recycled material and a clear protective sleeve, making it boutique-ready.

Made in the vibrant neighborhood of Over-the-Rhine in Cincinnati, Ohio, this card carries the charm of small-batch design and independent creativity—plus a little mischievous spirit.

Details

• Size: 5" x 7"

• Premium, sturdy 130lb cardstock

• Blank inside for your personal message

• Includes recycled material envelope

• Clear protective sleeve included

• Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack

• Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

• Packed and ready for retail display

A perfect pick for anyone who appreciates humor that’s a little bit inappropriate and a whole lot funny.