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"Happy Birthday, TITS OUT!" Card

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  • Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
  • Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.

“Happy Birthday, Tits Out!” Card

Not your sweet, sentimental birthday card… and that’s exactly the point. This “Happy Birthday, Tits Out!” card is for the friend who gets your humor—funny, a little wild, and totally unapologetic.

With surreal desert vibes, playful rainbows, and a touch of fantasy, it’s giving weird in the best way. Equal parts edgy and joyful, this card is perfect for celebrating birthdays with personality (and maybe a little chaos).

Because sometimes “happy birthday” just doesn’t cut it.

The vibe:

✨ bold + unapologetic
✨ weird + wonderful
✨ laugh-out-loud energy

Details:

  • Style No. BD22
  • Surreal desert + fantasy-inspired design
  • Rainbow + playful graphic elements
  • Perfect for friends who love humor with edge
  • Blank inside for your own message
Shipping & returns

Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.

Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy

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