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We're In This Together Like Hostages Card

$5.50

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  • Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
  • Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
We're In This Together Like Hostages Greeting Card

For the friendships that have survived questionable decisions, chaotic group chats, and way too much shared history.  This hilariously dark greeting card is perfect for your ride-or-die bestie, your partner in crime, or anyone who's stuck with you through thick and thin. Because sometimes friendship isn't about being normal—it's about being equally unhinged together.

The vibe:

✨ Dark humor with a whole lot of love
✨ Best-friend energy, slightly concerning edition
✨ For your favorite person who knows too much
✨ Because we're all in this mess together

Details:

  • Greeting card with the phrase “We're In This Together Like Hostages”

  • Measures 5 × 7 inches

  • Perfect for birthdays, friendship surprises, or just because

  • An excellent choice for anyone who appreciates sarcastic humor

Some friendships are built on trust. Others are built on mutual blackmail.

Shipping & returns

Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.

Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy

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