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When Life Gives you Lemons be Thankful it Wasn't Herpes Greeting Card

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  • Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.

When Life Gives You Lemons, Be Thankful It Wasn’t Herpes Greeting Card

A little perspective goes a long way. This hilariously inappropriate card puts a whole new spin on looking for the bright side, perfect for the friend who appreciates dark humor, questionable life advice, and a reminder that things could always be worse. Forget inspirational quotes—sometimes you just need a laugh and a little gratitude for the small victories.

The vibe:

✨ Dark humor meets questionable optimism
✨ For friends who aren't easily offended
✨ A hilariously unexpected silver lining
✨ Definitely not your average greeting card

Details:

  • 5" x 7" greeting card
  • Printed on premium, sturdy 130 lb. cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes an envelope made from recycled materials
  • Comes in a clear protective sleeve
  • Designed and packed by Betty & Jack
  • Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio

When life gets messy, at least you can be grateful for what you didn't get.

Shipping & returns

Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.

Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy

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