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You're Not Old. You're Vintage Birthday Card
$5.00
- Pickup available at 1114 S. Main Street. Usually ready in 2 hours.
- Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day.
Old? Absolutely not. Vintage. ✨ The You’re Not Old. You’re Vintage. Birthday Greeting Card is the perfect birthday pick for anyone who’s aging like a fine piece of treasure.
Funny, flattering, and just the right amount of cheeky, this 5" x 7" card is a celebration of getting older without taking it too seriously. Blank inside so you can add your own birthday wishes, sass, or questionable age-related jokes.
The vibe:
✨ vintage + fabulous
✨ birthday sass
✨ aging like fine wine
Details:
- 5" x 7" greeting card
- Premium 130 lb cardstock
- Blank inside
- Includes envelope made from recycled material
- Clear protective sleeve
- Packed and ready to sell
- Designed and packed in-house by Betty & Jack
- Designed and printed in Over-the-Rhine, Cincinnati, Ohio
- Probably drunk when they made it. 🍸
get older. stay vintage. stay wild.
Shipping & returns
Ships within the US. Orders placed before 11 AM Pacific on business days ship the same day. We ship within the US only, and not to P.O. boxes or APO/FPO addresses.
Returns within 30 days of delivery, unworn with tags. Sale items and gift cards are final. Email info@forthelovelv.com to start a return. Full policy
Questions about this piece?
DM us on Instagram @forthelove.lv, call (310) 210-7383 or email info@forthelovelv.com.
